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I laugh every time I see the lady walking down the sidewalk with the shake weight. After the SNL skit? I mean c’mon.

Abby: “My friend at in the front of her Mom’s car.” Me: “Really?” Abby: “In the father’s seat.” (aka passenger’s seat in our house.) 🙂

Shaved 1 full minute off my 1.5 mile run! Down to 17:46 (yes, I know that’s freakin’ slow, but I’m just getting started!)

Is ‘cute’ a problem? A perfect stranger bought my girls stuff … even pulled out money out of pocket to do it. This has happened 5-6x.

Emily: “I …. wanna be … a doctor … when I grow up.” Me: “Excellent.” Emily: “Or … a … doughnut maker.” 🙂

If my daughters text you, you must text back, even if all they did was answer a question you posed to them. 🙂

Public Service Announcement : Never try to hoola hoop on a full stomach. Ugh.

Text from Emily to Dad : “My stumic is meedyum sies fat. From. Emily.”

My house is so clean I don’t want to live in it for fear I’ll get it dirty!

My 5 year old is sending my texts: “Are you at a meeding now mommy. From emily. A inportint meeding. I love you mommy.” I’ll take...