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A 5 y.o.’s logic: Em: “Megan gave me candy.” Me: “Who is Megan?” Em: “Tiffany’s sister.” Me: “Who is Tiffany?” Em: “Megan’s sister.” Duh! 😉

Revelation of a 5 y.o.: “Mom? Did you want us to clean our room so that we could find stuff?” Me: “Yes.” Her: “OH!! Now I...

After a week of being grounded … the girls finally got their room clean … with my help. It was like I was grounded too. 🙂

Which is better: Not knowing what you want to do in life or knowing exactly what you want but not being able to do it?

One of my daughters has decided that all conversations should end with some sort of bathroom humor. Why? Really? Why???

Emily: “Mommy? How do you spell your name?” Me: “A …” Em: “No wait. I know. “A…I…M…E…E……..L….A….N….E” ***ha ha ha!!***

Emily: Mom? How do you spell french fries? Dad: H E A R T A T T A C K. Emily looks back at me with...

Emi : Mom? I forgot to give Dad a hug. Me: Give me on,e and I’ll give it to him. Emi: Ok! (excitedly). ((hugs)) Works every...

It’s official: I’m old. If you’re older than I am … just be quiet because today is *my* birthday & “I can cry if I want...

Any day that starts with a hug from the Chick-fil-A cow as you enter school is a good day. 🙂