Aimee

“Mom? Is ‘The Last Song’ a chick flick?” Me: “Yes.” Him: “Dang. Well. Oh well. I don’t have enough money. Can I borrow some?” 🙂

Haircut. New clothes. He even took a shower. “Mom? I’m going to the park.” Me : “Emily going to be there?” Him : “Yup.” Door closes....

Joseph this morning : Mom? I have too much hair. I need a haircut. Me? *silently applauds my new favorite person I’ve never met : Emily*

Announcement : Joseph has a girlfriend. Her name is Emily and she is NOT his sister. 🙂 Now he wants clean clothes. 🙂

A 5 y.o.’s logic: Em: “Megan gave me candy.” Me: “Who is Megan?” Em: “Tiffany’s sister.” Me: “Who is Tiffany?” Em: “Megan’s sister.” Duh! 😉

Revelation of a 5 y.o.: “Mom? Did you want us to clean our room so that we could find stuff?” Me: “Yes.” Her: “OH!! Now I...

After a week of being grounded … the girls finally got their room clean … with my help. It was like I was grounded too. 🙂

Which is better: Not knowing what you want to do in life or knowing exactly what you want but not being able to do it?

One of my daughters has decided that all conversations should end with some sort of bathroom humor. Why? Really? Why???