I can have a million dollars *after* …

I get Abby crackers.

Here is the story.
Abby: “Moooooooooooooooommmmmmy! I want peanut butter cackers!” (said in a sing-song voice)
Me: “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbbby! I want a million dollars!” (said in a sing-song voice)
Abby: “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafter you get me peanut butter cackers!” (said in a sing-song voice)

To which, Ron and I both burst out laughing.

I got up to get Abby crackers AFTER she asked politely and as I reached the pantry to get them she said …

Abby: “Here’s your million dollars Mommy!”

😆